SARMs have leapfrogged anabolic steroids in popularity in recent years, due to their commonly found status as a legal gray area, in many places and they tend into have a smaller side-effect profile than anabolic steroids, making them a more attractive choice for casual lifters.
If you have thought about taking performance enhancing drugs from Swiss Chems or any other provider, please read our article on how long you should wait before taking performance enhancements.
Some of these include:
- Being over 25
- Having over 5 years lifting experience
- Having diet and training on point
- Researching your chosen compounds in depth
Flavored SARMs Entering The Fray
SARMs come in a variety of forms from liquid, capsule, to even injectable — although God knows why somebody would opt for the latter.
But it is the liquid form in which SARMs are most often sold.
And their awful taste can be a turn-off for a lot of users forced to stomach an experience akin to ingesting rubbing alcohol mixed with formaldehyde on a daily basis for a couple of months.
The flavors provided actually taste like the things they purport to be.
The wackily named flavors such as “Clown Tears”, “White Girl”, and “Grandma’s Pie” all help take the edge off.
Flavored SARMs providers
Rats Army is the most popular provider of flavored SARMs on the market.
On another article, I reviewed Swiss Chems‘s products including a description of its taste — having made chicken salad out of chicken sh**.
I go into full depth of my experiences, strength increases, side effects, and more.
You can read our full review here:
I purchased their Sour Apple LGD-4033 (Ligandrol) and Clown Tears GW-501516 (Cardarine).
And, not knowing what to fully expect, the first couple of doses needed to be washed down with black coffee to kill the taste, but I eventually got used to the taste.
The flavoring definitely dilutes the very unpleasant chemical smell wafting out of its packaging.
What Flavors Are There?
Although some flavors such as “Grandma’s Pie” and “White Girl” currently appear to be out of stock, there are the following choices for LGD-4033 and MK-2886:
- Sour Apple
- Clown Tears (Candy Floss)
- Mai Tai
Despite not being spoiled for choice, the flavors enhance the user’s experience.
At this point, it is unclear whether Swiss Chems‘s more extensive range of flavors will return.
However, the novelty value of flavoring their SARMs gives them a competitive edge over other producers in an industry that still appears to be going through a “Wild West” phase.
What Are SARMs?
SARMs stands for Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator and functions in a similar way to anabolic steroids by binding to the androgen receptors. However, the fact that SARMs are more tissue selective makes them more appealing over steroids to lifters wishing to avoid certain undesirable side effects such as prostate enlargement.
Disclaimer: we are not medical professionals. If you wish to consume SARMs and/or other performance enhancing drugs, we urge that you take the appropriate channels and consult your physician. Please ensure that you request comprehensive bloodwork to protect your health, under the care of your physician.
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